…a great way to stay on top of the dynamic field of Opticianry and make some friends in the process.
I love the movie “Office Space.” It is one of the greatest satires of the corporate world. Well if you love that, this might be up your ally. Despair.com is a great site. It pokes fun at those stupid motivational devices used by some corporato-types and self-help tools that often times come across as insincere and unrealistic. These are the ones I thought were hilarious. The ones with asterisks are the funnier ones. Bear in mind that my humor is darker than most.
Achievement
Ambition
Apathy **
Beauty
Bitterness *
Cluelessness **
Compromise
Delusions
Despair
Destiny
Doubt
Dreams
Dysfunction
Failure
Flattery
Goals
Idiocy
Individuality **
Insanity
Irresponsibility *
Mistakes *
Motivation
Potential *
Pressure *
Problems
Procrastination **
Retirement
Risks
Stupidity *
Underachievement
Wishes **
Worth
Optician n. One who is extensively trained in the interpreting of ophthalmic prescriptions and applies that knowledge to obtain the optimum visual and safety performance for the patient in a pair of spectacles or contact lenses.
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Friend n. 1. A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts. 2. A person whom one knows; an acquaintance. 3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade. 4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement.
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